• Because the last time you drank big beers you had to leave the family minivan at Top Golf.
• Because everything in moderation.
• Because yard-work, fishing, family reunions, day-drinking, festivals, and the ability to maintain your buzz without going over the edge.
• Because you can drink a 6-pack of these and still carry on a conversation.
• Because your toddler is getting up at 5:35am on the dot whether you're hungover or not.
• Because you're going to have to see your co-workers again.
• Because you actually have a pretty nice little Saturday planned.
• Because now “streaking through the quad” will get you in very, very serious trouble. 
• Because your in-laws are going to bring up politics and this time you need to be cordial.
• Because just the thought of drinking 9% beer gives you a hangover. 
• Because you know damn well you have no business getting “wrecked” or going to a “rager”.
• Because golfing, skiing, and watching your kids is more fun with a reasonable amount of beer.
• Because you're the reason they stopped selling booze at the Waste Management.
• Because you care about your health and the amount of carbs and calories in your beer.
• And lastly, because proving to everyone how much alcohol you can drink is still super cool, right?

…right?

We could go on, but here's the deal: if you love blacking out and/or getting hungover, more power to ya. If however, you like a nice beer buzz without any of the negatives - then we think you're going to love Small Beer.

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