The Merch

Name: Small Lager - 2.5% ABV
Brand: Small Beer
SKU: 23970
Price: 11.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Crafted for people who love great beer...

but also have sh*t to do tomorrow.

Drink like a champion, wake up like a human.

Small is dialed to just enough ABV to keep things interesting...

So you can catch a buzz, not a hangover. 🤘🏽🍺

All brought to you by the Creative Team behind Chubbies Shorts. 🩳

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$11.99

Size

Small Lager - 2.5% ABV 6 Pack

Small Lager - 2.5% ABV 12 Pack

Small Lager – 2.5% ABV 24-Pack

The Flagship. The one and only. The reason you came to this website. Ladies and gentleman: America's First Small Beer.

With only 2.5% ABV and 83 calories, Small lets you HALVE your beer and drink it too. So you can enjoy today, and tomorrow.

WARNING: If you only order 6 they will be gone before you know it. That is a FACT.

🚨 P.S. Shipping costs a flat $15 whether you buy 6, 12, or 24 beers. You're already paying for the box. You might as well fill it. 🚨

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$11.99

Size

Small IPA - 3% ABV 6 Pack

Small IPA - 3% ABV 12 Pack

Small IPA – 3% ABV 24-Pack

Finally, a 3% IPA. That just makes sense. We took a heavy-hitting hop profile of Citra and Mosaic and packed it into a crisp, light-bodied 3% frame.

It’s built for everything - day drinking, night drinking, backyard BBQ-ing when you're all-day grill-master. It’s tropical, citrusy, and has a clean finish that invites another.

The Best Part: You can have two (or seven) and still be the MVP of the morning.

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