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Crafted for people who love great beer...
but also have sh*t to do tomorrow.
Drink like a champion, wake up like a human.
Small is dialed to just enough ABV to keep things interesting...
So you can catch a buzz, not a hangover. 🤘🏽🍺
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Small Lager - 2.5% ABV
Regular price$12.24
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The Flagship. The one and only. The reason you came to this website. Ladies and gentleman: America's First Small Beer.
With only 2.5% ABV and 83 calories, Small lets you HALVE your beer and drink it too. So you can enjoy today, and tomorrow.
WARNING: If you only order 6 they will be gone before you know it. That is a FACT.
🚨 P.S. Shipping costs $15 whether you buy 6, 12, or 24 beers. You're already paying for the box. You might as well fill it. 🚨
Small IPA - 3% ABV
Regular price$12.24
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Finally, a 3% IPA. That just makes sense. We took a heavy-hitting hop profile of Citra and Mosaic and packed it into a crisp, light-bodied 3% frame.
It’s built for everything - day drinking, night drinking, backyard BBQ-ing when you're all-day grill-master. It’s tropical, citrusy, and has a clean finish that invites another.
The Best Part: You can have two (or seven) and still be the MVP of the morning.
"Great taste, no headache."
~ Wall Street Journal
"Treat Yo'Self"
~ Mason & Jess
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